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“Holy crap, is your tail on fire?” Rondo asked through panting and vocalized exhaling. “Damn, they were pissed! Oh my Lord I barely got the door closed in front of those bastards…” As he sat down heavily in the earth-toned padded control chair, the panoramic viewscreen lit up the entire control room, displaying their surroundings from floor across the domed ceiling. Mitra, bent over from exertion, patting at her smoldering tail, began to cry a little bit as she sat in the con

By Imperial Citizen Harl Brann, Deputy Assistant for Narrative Rehabilitation, The Morning Compliance Dearest galaxy, I must begin with a deep, quivering sigh. The Empire; the great, glittering guardian of decorum, sanitation, and preemptive obedience is suffering. And the galaxy, to its credit, has noticed. From Coruscant to Corellia, the most tasteful minds: writers, curators, empathy consultants, mindfulness podcasters, have come to our side. Yes, it’s true: the academic e

By Patty Genaro | Long Island Ledger | November 7, 2025 PATCHOGUE -- Local resident Gary Feldman, 42, became convinced this week that he has somehow slipped into the “Upside Down,” the dark, monster-ridden alternate dimension from the hit Netflix series Stranger Things.  According to Feldman, “it’s the only explanation that makes any sense anymore.” Feldman attempts his escape. Again. “Everyone’s just so… angry,” Feldman said, squinting suspiciously at a bagel shop cashier wh

By Lura Kemp, Staff Reporter, Detroit Interplanetary Gazette Stardate 98934.6 — Downtown Detroit, North American Continent, Earth In a city where the weather is always 72 degrees, public transportation runs on time, and even the pigeons have universal healthcare, one man is boldly going where no candidate has gone before: backwards. Former cargo transporter foreman Rex “Icepick” Mallory  has announced his candidacy for District Prefect of Detroit, running on a campaign slogan